• two christian music stations
• no fewer than six christian/right wing talk stations
• one chinese station
• npr
• npr classical

This is why I don't work for them anymore.

Well, New Jersey.  We meet again.  It was you whose customer service representatives are the most terrible in the known world.  You who made me loathe automated phone menus with every fiber of my being.  You who taught me to be an asshole on the phone.

Oh, but who's getting a refund check from Cable-fucking-vision?

That's right, New Jersey.  Me. ( Read more... )

It was one thing to piss me off by selling me a rip-off rewards club card.  It was another entirely for the store manager to mouth off to me while I was getting my money back from said rip-off.  Congratulations.  I have joined Netflix to further my film education and will never be renting from you again.  The only complaint I have with them so far ( Read more... )

If you don't use your blinkers, you are a dangerous driver.  Period ( Read more... )

you don't work with my dentist ( Read more... )

The impossible.  I underboiled a batch of boiled eggs.  Not that they're soft boiled.  Just that they're barely hard boiled.  Usually I forget about them and they turn into rubber.  And I set one out on the counter today to have for lunch and I walked out the door and forgot it.  Man I hate when I do that.
You may be wondering what the hell I was ( Read more... )

On a whim today, I stopped at a house on my street that is for sale and asked what houses in the neighborhood were going for.

She said they were asking 415,000.

For a standard split level on a corner lot.  Brick.

Fuckin' A.  I need to get out of NJ.

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I was planning on going to the shrink, stopping at Supersaver to pick up some stuff for trades and the new Heavyweight saison, and go straight to practice.  Get there early and jog a couple miles.  Relax ( Read more... )